on this, his 75th birthday.
One of my favourite pastimes is deliberately winding up my boyfriend. There are any number of hills he feels duty bound to die on, correct scone assembly being one.* Another is that Muppets Christmas Carol is the best muppets movie, an assertion which is patently incorrect.
I’m a dyed-in-the-wool New Englander. I’ve lived in London for nearly a decade, yet I still staunchly meditate on the following stations of the cross: I am vocal and vociferous behind the wheel. I feel a personal kinship to the works of Stephen King. But, most importantly, I’m not a little bitch about the winter, and summer is not summer without a lobster roll.
After being stuck at home in lockdown for months, I decided to treat myself with a seafood delivery box. …